Tentacles and Bullshit

iphysianthe replied to your post: i apologise to any swan lovers

a swan once assaulted my uncle totally unprovoked swans are dicks

they’re like the prissy little chavs of the waterfowl world

ok not so little those things are fucking massive too

  1. shhhmagpie said: they can break limbs with their freakishly strong snake necks
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