iphysianthe replied to your post: i apologise to any swan lovers
a swan once assaulted my uncle totally unprovoked swans are dicks
they’re like the prissy little chavs of the waterfowl world
ok not so little those things are fucking massive too
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shhhmagpie said:
they can break limbs with their freakishly strong snake necks
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