Tentacles and Bullshit

i apologise to any swan lovers

  1. iphysianthe said: a swan once assaulted my uncle totally unprovoked swans are dicks
  2. shhhmagpie said: dude, one of the highlights of my summer was going on a trip to a waterfowl sanctuary and the first swan we saw got flipped off by me and my sister simultaneously. i’m so glad she hates them as much as me.
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