Tentacles and Bullshit

does anybody sometimes wish they were a dog

because if you’re a dog you can basically roll around on the floor and lie around with your tongue hanging out and you will still make people happy

  1. junjou-haato said: when i was little i used to believe i was one. i got my whole nursery class barking.
  2. lioncalledparsley said: I’d rather be a cat, cats don’t get dragged out on walkies and don’t have certain breeds that are characterised as being violent on account of careless owners
  3. shhhmagpie said: sometimes i think it might be terrifying to be a dog though?
  4. seblainers said: you can fart in public and people will just laugh. best life.
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